Posted by: instanthausfrau | April 20, 2009

What I really need…

…is a $500 Ikea Laundry Hamper Cariboo Eco Bassinet to keep my babies in (bassinet $425, veil $50):

But I’ll settle for the $100 cardboard box Eco Cradle:

Then, I will get the Orbit Travel System so that I may carry each child in a stylish and ergonomic $900 stroller/car seat combination

And finally, to help me and The Husband relax and prepare for the incoming baby, we shall fly to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York, where for $2,545/night, we can enjoy a “babymoon” package, with spa treatments for both parents, sparkling cidar and chocolate strawberries, and a basket of maternity lotions. Oh, and a room at their hotel.

And to make sure my babies get that in-utero leg up they need, I’ll be sure to buy the Ritmo Prenatal baby belt with speakers ($100):

My work here is done.


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