Posted by: instanthausfrau | April 20, 2009

What I really need…

…is a $500 Ikea Laundry Hamper Cariboo Eco Bassinet to keep my babies in (bassinet $425, veil $50):

http://www.cariboo.us/earth_bassinets.cfm

But I’ll settle for the $100 cardboard box Eco Cradle:

http://www.ecoutlet.co.uk/shop/product/687/kids/mother-and-baby/eco-cradle-cardboard-baby-cradle/

Then, I will get the Orbit Travel System so that I may carry each child in a stylish and ergonomic $900 stroller/car seat combination

http://www.orbitbaby.com/products/ois.html

And finally, to help me and The Husband relax and prepare for the incoming baby, we shall fly to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York, where for $2,545/night, we can enjoy a “babymoon” package, with spa treatments for both parents, sparkling cidar and chocolate strawberries, and a basket of maternity lotions. Oh, and a room at their hotel.

And to make sure my babies get that in-utero leg up they need, I’ll be sure to buy the Ritmo Prenatal baby belt with speakers ($100):

http://nuvo-group.com/product.php?id=1

My work here is done.

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